imagine if every note you got on a post was $1
If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.
tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*
I *gif* CAN’T *gif* UNDERSTAND *gif* YOUR *gif* ACCENT *gif*
This is my aesthetic
"my dad said if i get 500,000 notes on this post I can-"
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
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