i feel kind of sleepy
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
Why go to bed when you can stay up talking to senpais who will never notice you and reblog pictures of cake and cats and cute Asian girls
you unfollowed me, i unfollowed you, i dont even feel sad about it!! in fact i feel pretty relieved because you were pretty fuckin annoying and your entire existence vaguely irritated me and you were a very shitty friend so yep byeee bitch
we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
“No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!”
